The Tumor Extractor just $19.99


We have all seen those gadget that they sell on TV… It seems that all those gadgets sell for just $19.99 and better yet, all these gadgets are a must need for every household!

As I was preparing waffles for breakfast this morning I came across a new product called ‘The Tumor Extractor’

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Simply apply to the area of the tumor and all your troubles will be gone!

‘The Little One’ and I enjoyed a great laugh when I presented him with our new ‘Tumor Extractor’ for just $19.99 and just think…we only spent $10,000 on chemo and radiation! (Of course Monty Python’s Spamalot is playing in the background.) Every cancer patient and caregiver wishes there was something as quick and simple as ‘The Tumor Extractor’ to remove cancer from the body. But what is available to every cancer patient and caregiver is hope, love, support and humor. That is the true Cancer Extractor!

While Each one of us deals with the realty of cancer in a different way, we want to look on the bright side of life!
Yesterday is gone, today is here, not sure about tomorrow. Today we are enjoying our new ‘Tumor Extractor’ even if it will only help us make waffles.

It is hope that let us stand problems…but our beliefs let us finds solutions.

Happy Sunday! And remember… ‘Always look on the bright side of life!’

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7 responses to “The Tumor Extractor just $19.99

  1. I know cancer is a serious issue but this post made me laugh.

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  2. SR

    What a funny as well as truthful statement. I loved it. I have not had to deal with cancer with anyone I love. Being that said, I have had to deal with many other serious diseases. Love, support, and humor has gotten us through it all. Love this. God Bless, SR

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  3. And just when I thought I had seen it all! Thanks for sharing a new one…LOL

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  5. Jill

    I would like to order one of those tumor extractors & if it doesn’t work then I’ll just have to eat pancakes. Sounds like a win, win situation.

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